As you know, we have recently been invaded by Qype Monsters. Initially feared to be dangerous, these beings are now known to be harmless, if slightly sad creatures. They became lost in Qype on their way home from an exploration mission and need your help to grow strong enough to make the leg of their journey.
Over the last few days, we have bonded with the 4 of them over table tennis and Friday drinks. We thought we’d do a little Q+A with Quincy, YOUlanda, Pappina and Egbert so you can get to know them a little better.
Welcome to Qype Quincy! Can you tell us about yourself?
I’m 10 years old (but that’s 7 in monster years) and I live in Qypeland. Well, I used to but then I got lost on the way home from our holiday. I want to be David Beckham when I grow up.
What do you like to do in your spare time?
I like eating and reading funny reviews and looking at pictures of places on Qype. The UK looks different to Qypeland. We can talk to our pets and eat words for dinner but people here need “food”. I don’t know why.
Why do you want to go home?
I miss my mum and playing football with my Monsterbuddies and I’m really hungry for reviews. I want reviews in my belly!
How can we get you home?
Reviews are yummy – I love reviews! I can eat them from Qype and they are tasty. Especially the ones with pictures and jokes. I’m REALLY hungry. I could eat a billion gazillion of them. If everyone writes loads of reviews then I can eat them and get strong and then I can go home!
After 7 days of gnawing on your reviews, Quincy, we are pleased to announce, has made some progress. Reviews such as this one from Anteena and this one from Temi-ibit have caused him to almost double in size!
He is, however, still too small and weak to make the journey back to Qypeland to be reunited with his friends and mum. Even more worryingly, his eyes have not yet grown. Your reviews can make all the difference. Write a review now and help him get home!
Feed the Monsters. Write a review.